The Perfect Friday Night

Ah yes, The perfect Friday.

PARTIES!!!!!!!!!! Yeah I said it. P.A.R.T.I.E.S.

Don't waste your Fridays sitting at home licking your cat! GO OUT! Hang with some friends, dance around in Walmart, prank call the police WHATEVER YOU WANT. Just please don't be loser. If you are, in fact, a loser and you don't get invited to any parties then THROW ONE. Of course it takes planning so make sure you pay attention.

The planning part requires a few minor things:

-get some friends(lots of friends, even ones you don't like they are usually crazy at parties)

-make sure your parents either don't care or aren't there

-GET A J.O.B. or ask your careless parents for some cash this ain't no charity event!?!?!

-if your are under the legal drinking age have someone make non-alcoholic drinks that look like grown up drinks......or just don't get caught :) ha!

-IF. YOU. DO. NOT. DRESS LIKE TREY SONGZ OR LIKE YOUR PARENTS ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT YOU, don't expect anyone to show up.

Now if all goes well then you should be having a party Friday night, BUT THERE IS STILL WORK TO BE DONE.:

-invites are a crucial part of a party, so is the guest list. Get a friend to man the door with the guest list for you that way random people don't come to your EXCLUSIVE awesome party!

-When you invite people don't invite everyone..... But make sure you invite a lot of people that way the ones who weren't invited will be forced to notice. Thus making your party even cooler!!!

The day of the big event:

-Party time!

-As soon as people start pulling up TURN UP THE MUSIC! Be polite, socialize,

-Offer drinks, snacks, etc.

-the music you play at your party determines what type of people will show up. If you don't play hot music ugly people will approach, and no one wants that!

At this point your party should be on and poppin. Just check every so often how everyone is doing and remember DON'T LICK YOUR CAT.

P.S don't forget to invite the person who helped you make what would have been the worst Friday ever, the best one yet.

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